Level Up!!!

[Denton]

Once upon a time, there was a land filled with adventurers out to gain fame and wealth... and well, they proceeded to do so. People began to gain a strange power force, which they labeled experience. As they began to gather as much experience as possible- along with all kinds of weapons, armor, and other assorted trinkets- they began to well over with power and became known as the Hi-levs, beings of awesome power. Eventually several Hi-levs began to take over certain parts of the world, tormenting poor city folk and weaker adventurers they labeled low-levs, and became generally not good people.

Now, the gods of random numbers and all things orderly and adventuring have chosen their champions to restore order to the world, and put an end to the evils of the hi-levs. But at the end of their journey, they may realize that the hi-levs were not the true evil.
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Ok, so I put it in advanced, I'd like it to be 4-5 paragraphs a post, but quality over quantity for the love of things wonderful. This is a comedy so try to insert as much humor into it as possible. We'll be playing a few adventurers who start their journey with the goal of becoming the highest level adventurers to ever exist, and then they'll find out that they are chosen to beat the hi-levs.

(NOTE: despite the concept and title of this rp, there are no numerical stats, it is purely textual.)